I'm Famous?

Ed Summer 2006

I take the dart home from college every day, I do so because I hate Dublin bus ever so much, the fact that u don’t get change is a bit gay, u get bus refund coupons, cool. So I walk from the good ol’ ucdd down to the old school station that is Booterstown.

The other day I had the displeasure of having to take the dart with a large group of 1st or 2nd yr girls. As I sat there they were all eying me up, with their eyes, and whispering was part of the whole observation process. The whole experience made me fell kinda abused, it was kinda the opposite of paedophilia, so, I put up with this mental harassment most of the journey. Then, as I reached my point of termination one of the little blighters plucked up the courage to come up to me.

She thrust her st Andrews school jotter towards me and said “will u sign this for me” not knowing the correct sign language gesticulation for the word jotter, I remained still and just stared at her. “you are the guy with the album, aren’t you”, by this stage quite a few passengers were beginning to look at me, probably assuming I was some sort of superstar. So I signed it, with my first name only, I came up with some cheesy line, like “this way it looks like we know each other”. I’d say she’ll make top dollar outa that someday. Turns out that the very little girl knew me thru her friend, who knew me from the album, because her sister, Carol Beddel, gave it to her as a. . . . birthday present, weird eh?

So it seems that I have a following of little people. The End

Ed now lives in a Cube

online since Jan 06

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