The Internet

The most stupid, petty and annoying things about the worlds greatest technology...

Luke Leslie Autumn 2006

Flash Boxes
Why? Sure - they're entertaining the first time I see them. The 2nd time - it becomes mildly amusing but after that they are just a sorce of Loud sound that hijacks your stereo when you look at a Bebo webpage. Do me a favor - and atleast choose one that asks you to play it - rather then playing automatically.

Blogs
I dislike them more then the smell of boiled mushrooms - Why? Because nobody cares about what you and Ralph did in Tyrone while fishing. And even if some losers do - I don't and this is my website. I say - Tell me the story in person if it's that exciting! Sure you could interpret this as a blog - but it's not. Why? Becase I hate Blogs and don't write them. The simple difference is this - A Blog or "Web-log" is a fancy word for online diary - which lets face it, would be a threat to all men who write blogs masculinity so I can see why Blog has become a more popular alternative. Simply put - the difference is editorial based writing that has a purpose - or what you did last friday. This is an article - in an articles section of a website that contains varying forms of media - its not a Blog.

What kind of a bullshit made up word is Blog anyhow?

Forwards
They're shit. No questions asked.

Stop forwarding me your table scraps. I hate them even more then Flash Boxes and Blogs combined! I dont even look at them because they are so pointless and boring. Your're wasteing your life reading it. Stop forwarding me things that I abosoluty have to add my name to, subtracts 5 points, multiply by a fish and send to all my friends wih a Q in their name otherwise everyone I know will hate me -

This just it - Fowarding sucks. I reiterate, Any forward you recive that insists you send to 10 people is literally sapping away your intelligence. Why? Becuase if you've read that line usaully somwhere near the end of a 2 page forward - for a split second you consider sending it.

How do I know? I've read one Forward too many - and am determined to punch the monitor to pieces if I ever have to read one again.

Spam - No longer relevant - I use Gmail - If you still use Hotmail you deserve the Spam.

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